Just Another Metaphor For My Life

Had tickets to see John Valby last night. Got dressed and bundled up since it was about 10°. I opened the door and as soon as the cold hit me, the overwhelming urge to micturate came upon me. I run to the bathroom and rip my gloves off to the the magic happen. Mid-micturation, I realize I'm pissing all over the end of my scarf. I give it a quick soak in water, dry it with a blow dryer and head out. I perseverance through difficult situations...like pissing on my scarf.